We at Asian Options would be the first to admit that there has been a decline in the numbers of Thai escorts in West and Central London. Most of this is due to natural causes for instance, girls have been here for a few years and need to go back home to their families, some form relationships with a lucky guy who she has met here etc etc. Fortunately, it would appear of late that there are a few more girls available. Let’s hope this trend continues.
I have been travelling around a bit, taking long overdue holidays and of course have used the services of escorts and can safely say that the Oriental escorts we have here in London are without doubt, amongst the best in the world. Even the girls in their native Thailand or other Far Eastern countries don’t seem to have that special quality that working in London brings out in them.
Escorting culture in London
I think that there is an escorting culture in London that the girls learn very quickly. We can use the analogy that if you go to a restaurant and have a nice meal, there is a pretty good chance that you will return to that restaurant in the near future for more of the same. It’s the little things that really count like not clock watching, offering the client a drink upon his arrival, turning their mobiles off whilst with their customer. These are the kind of things that make an appointment with an Asian escort in London just that little bit more special. Trust me, I have got the T-shirt!!!
On the flip side, upon their arrival they are quite rightly advised by their friends that have been working here for any length of time, that escorting is not just a case of a guy turning up and all she has to do is give an apathetic performance and take his money. They are also warned about getting a bad review on one of the main revue sites, for instance Captain ’69, and the consequences that will arise will be far-reaching if they don’t offer a friendly service and good value for money. I’m not saying that they have to be super human and give 100% performances to every client that darkens their doorway. We as punters have to play our part.
Sometimes the chemistry is not quite right or there have been many occasions when a client has turned up drunk and staggered their way into the young ladies apartment. Some customers expect too much. There is a balance that has to be struck for all successful liaisons to happen. If a girl does get a bad revue it can take some time before it becomes buried by lots of new ones!!! We at Asian Options will always stick up for our girls if they are given an undeserved bad revue. We listen to both sides of the story and come up with a well-informed opinion
Anyway, enough of my rambling. We hope you like the look of our re-designed website. No major changes, just a bit of streamlining. Happy punting!!! - Ben.
You may have noticed that we have lost quite a few girls this past week. Namely Jenny/Zizzi, Julie, Champagne and Mercedes. However, nothing sinister has taken place. They were just told by the powers that be that they had been here too long and it was time for them to go home. They were told this in the morning and were on a flight back to Thailand in the afternoon. The loss of Jenny/Zizzi will of course be a major blow to the London Asian escorts scene. She has been an absolute legend and arguably the best of all time.
The reason the girls have gone home is political as they were told by Her Majesty’s Border Agency that they had been here too long and it was time for them to return home. This was quite refreshing to hear as opposed to some very dramatic deportations in the past. Apparently, the officers involved were very affable and simply asked the girls to pack 22 kilos of luggage and sort out a carry-on bag. They weren’t taken to a detention centre as has been the case in the past. Their flights were pre-arranged for them to fly back home in the evening of the same day.
This sort of incident has happened on many occasions before and we have accepted it as the norm. The authorities in general are very understanding and supportive of the oriental escorts London trade. I think they realise that all the girls that use reputable agencies to advertise their services are well-cared for and do not work under any pressure from third parties and accept that they are a welcome addition to the adult entertainment arena in West and Central London.
They obviously have quotas to meet and every now and again they swoop and send a few girls home. It would be unfair of me to just mention Jenny/Zizzi. Julie, Champagne and Mercedes are all girls who have a long-standing reputation of providing exceptional service over the years and they will all be genuinely missed. They have all been with Asian Options for a long time and I obviously know them on a personal level so it is quite difficult for me to say goodbye to such good girls and great friends.
My main concern for any girl when they return home is that they have achieved their ambitions which is generally financial security for themselves and their immediate family. This is without doubt the only reason why Asian girls come to London to work as escorts. The majority complete their mission and return home and hopefully lead a happy and contented life. I’m sure that you are all aware that there is no National Health Service are welfare benefits system in place that is free to use compared to us lucky westerners who often take this fact for granted.
If you get ill or fall on hard times in Thailand for instance, you are totally at the mercy of family and friends to get you through difficult circimstances. I have heard of many horror stories where Thai nationals have had to endure the agony of dying of cancer without access to pain relief. This situation just would not happen in the western world, so it is no wonder that girls come here to work as escorts in exchange for the well-being of their families. Personally, I think that they should be highly commended for their actions as I do realise that the work that they do is sometimes not an easy experience.
Some judgmental folk criticise agencies in the role that they play but believe me, we do protect the girls from many unforeseen situations that sometimes crop up. We (all reputable) agencies have saved the numbers of hundreds of customers who have behaved badly in anyway to interfere with the safety and comfort of the environment that they work in. We also have a sixth sense whilst talking to potential customers as to whether they would be suitable customers for the girls. Of course, I would say all of this but it happens to be true.
Anyway, I’m sure you will all join with me in wishing Jenny/Zizzi, Champagne, Julie and Mercedes all the best for the rest of their lives and thank them for all the pleasurable time they have provided in the past. Ben - Asian Options.
I wish I could say that my trip to Brazil was full of adventure and intrigue but I’m afraid that wasn’t the case. Five years ago, it might have been a different story, but with the upcoming Rio Olympics there has been a major crack down by the police to make certain that all visitors don’t see a seedy side of life in Rio de Janeiro. When I first researched my trip to Rio which was about five years ago, the sex industry was booming but a lot of the publicity was directed at under-age prostitute and quite rightly so.
Of course there have always been escorts in Rio but most transactions took place on the streets. The punter and the girl would agree on what is euphamisticly known as a ‘program’. There was a documentary on the subject a while ago and some girls under the age of 12 were involved and interviewed by our friends at the BBC. When asked the reason for selling herself for sexual purposes at such a young age, one girl disclosed that she made a considerable amount of money. However, the majority of her earnings were spent on Methamphetamine (Ice) and not to help her family who lived in one of the shanty towns that circle the port town of Rio de Janeiro.
This is a doubly tragic example of how things were not so long ago. Prostitution and drugs at such a young age. Unbelievable. When I hear certain viewpoints from pious individuals who criticize the London Asian escorts scene as being immoral, I urge them to watch this documentary and see what genuine exploitation really looks like. In all my dealings with the Thai escorts community in London (I have been involved for ten years, first as a punter, then married to one and now an agency proprietor) I have never witnessed a girl being treated badly or who was being controlled or working against her will. Anyway, as usual I digress.
I stayed in a very comfortable hotel on Copacabana beach and from there went in search of some escorts action. It was very spartan to say the least as far as the street scene was concerned. There was always one restaurant where all the girls would gather and that was the hotspot for choosing your young lady for the evening. It was as if a different restaurant every night featured as the place to go to to pull. Maybe there is an unwritten rule that all restaurateurs take it in turns to host the girls to enable all of them to share in the lucrative trade that would be generated by the girls presence.
I indulged on two nights and I have to say that the fayre offered up was pretty average. There were a few really stunning girls but they always seemed to get snapped up as soon as I made my move. Anyway, the procedure is that when you have chatted up the young lady of your choice, she will then take you to a hotel room which is all pre-arranged with the hoteliers, you spend a few hours with her, pay about £70 in total and that is it. I’m not sure if there is a so-called ‘Red Light District’ in Rio. If there is I failed to stumble accross it.
The only other thing of note that happened to me was that I got robbed not once but twice!!! When will I ever learn?!!! The first time, I was walking along the promenade of Copacabana Beach and I was approached by three girls who were looking for ‘business’. As one of them talked to me, one of the others, a girl who was only about five feet tall started to rub her crotch against my thigh which totally distracted me. She was rather gorgeous. After leaving them, a guy came up to me and suggested that I check my wallet which I always keep in the side pocket of my manbag. Sure enough, £450 had disappeared and I should imagine a certain three girls had quite an enjoyable at my stupid expense.
Make no mistake, Rio is full of petty criminals and pickpockets. The second time, I had just had a swim and was lying on the beach with my head resting on my manbag, drying off under the beautiful Brazillian sunshine. A black guy tapped me on the knee and indicated that he wanted something but he spoke in Portuguese so I didn’t really understand him. He then used his hands to translate to me that he wanted a cigarette which I was happy to oblige. I turned around and my manbag was gone, obviously taken by his friend who he was working with.
Sensibly I did not have any valuables in my bag because I thought that if I were to be robbed, it would happen whilst I was swimming in the sea. They only got away with obviously my bag, about £10 in cash and my cigarettes so no real great harm done.So my friends of the Asian escorts London variety, that was my pretty boring account of my time in Rio. The two punts were good and exploring the sites around Rio was great, particularly the guided tours around the Favellas (poor districts) but if you want to go there and experience the full blown escort experience, Brazilian style, I suggest you do a bit more research than I did. Hopefully my next blog will be a bit more interesting, as I plan to visit bangkok again very soon. Thanks for reading, Ben - Asian Options.
If there’s one thing that really annoys me, it’s punters disrespecting girls who work as Asian escorts in London or anywhere else for that matter. I had a regular customer, not sure if he is still my customer now after what I did to him as payback. Every time he booked a girl he was late. It was always ‘I’ll be 15 minutes late, then 20 minutes then 30 minutes then 45 minutes then I promise I will be there in 10 minutes then I’m nearly there then just parking’ and so on and so on.
So, as this became a regular pattern, I said to him in the nicest possible way ‘why don’t you allow for all the things that make you late and come up with a realistic arrival time in the first place?’ He agreed to this but whatever time he arranged to see the girl, he still turned up an hour late. He even had the cheek to ask me when recommending a girl, that I suggested one that was happy and not miserable. Now, any London Asian escorts girl, know matter how cheerful her normal disposition, would get highly annoyed at this kind of behaviour.
I can imagine the scenario in which these guys are in when they book a girl which will probably be the last booking of their day. They are probably with mates, having a good time, taking recreational substances, whatever, but have no respect whatsoever for the poor girl who is patiently awaiting their arrival. This behaviour is so arrogant, no matter how regular the customer, I would be happier if he did not use my agency. However, I did something that was a first for me and hopefully the last. I decided to play him at his own game.
The young lady involved and I agreed that if he was a minute over one hour late, we would cancel him. We had the usual apologies for running late, so, when he was exactly one hour late, I sent him a text to say that his Oriental escort was tired of waiting and had gone to bed. However, he carried on sending me texts of his progress even after I had told him that his appointment had been cancelled. He was so arrogant that he thought however late he was, the girl would be sat there, patiently waiting for him. He even sent me a text telling me that he would definitely be no more than 5 minutes and then another text to say that he was parking.
When he realised that he had made a wasted journey he asked me what on earth he was going to do now, intimating that he wanted me to book him in with another of our very ‘respectable’ Asian escorts. Needless to say, I haven’t heard from him since, indicating and making out that I was the ‘bad guy’.
Well, I would sumise that he has gone off to annoy another agency with his arrogant antics. I just wonder if people like that ever sit and ponder when they have a quiet moment, about the way they treat people? This particular customer obviously didn’t work in a ‘customer care’ environment or if he did, why on earth did he behave the way he did when making appointments to see one of our lovely girls. As I say, disrespecting any of our escorts is something I just can’t and won’t tolerate.
Sorry if my latest blogs have all been moaning rants, but I have to get it off my chest somehow!!! I promise that my next blog will be about my escorting (and other) experiences I had when visiting Rio de Janeiro. Thanks for reading, Ben - Asian Options.
I shouldn’t really abuse my position as an agency proprietor but some punters are just so ridiculous they are crying out for a mention in one of my blogs. This particular guy made a booking to see one of our lovely London Asian escorts who I know for a fact has one of the loveliest apartments you could ever wish to have a punt in. She has really put her heart and soul into creating an ambience that just oozes Oriental sexuality.
Her crime? She lives on a main road in Bayswater. That was enough for the aforementioned punter to cancel his booking. I mean, what is he up to? On a site-seeing tour of the most beautiful architecture in London? I often wonder what makes certain people tick and in this job you certainly come into contact with some unexplanable personality traits.
I know for a fact that it is sometimes a major problem for working girls to find a place where they have no problems doing what they do. Some girls bring it on themselves by having noisy parties and are asking for trouble and it comes in the form of complaints from neighbours. However, the majority are sensible and keep visitors down to a minimum and have no problems with adjoining tenants. Sometimes it takes a girl two or three attempts before they can settle in a suitable apartment. Often, the landlords find out what they do for a living and become very vindictive and high rents become the order of the day.
The rents in London are high enough as it is without piling on another few hundred quid. To me, it’s akin to blackmail. Anyway, that’s how it is. The majority of Asian escorts working in London eventually find somewhere that is ok to put down roots and are able to get on with what they are here for. I think you, as punters also need to be empathetic when it comes to the entrances and hallways when entering the building. They are often in a bit of a state but as I have mentioned, the girls always make their abodes very alluring so when you get inside, you are in Oriental escorts paradise.
This same guy who cancelled a booking merely because the girl’s flat was on a main road, surfaced again using a different name and cancelled his booking because he said that the outside smelt of urine. Needless to say, his number has been saved and circulated amongst other agencies as a time wasting address collector. For those of you who sometimes doubt the necessity of agencies, this is just one example of how we are a barrier between the bad guys and them to make their lives safer and more comfortable.
In my next blog, I will tell you all about my trip to Brazil. And yes, as you probably will have already guessed, I got robbed and ripped off as usual. I will never learn!! Come on England!!! Thanks for reading, Ben - Asian Options.
Those of you who know me well are well aware that I like nothing better than have a good moan or rant about issues current or not so current. Last week I had a customer who requested to see one of our young London Asian escorts. He requested the time of 20:00. That’s fair enough, nothing wrong with that. He did not turn up. Plenty wrong with that. The young lady in question had taken the trouble to prepare to make sure that when the offending gentleman arrived, he was greeted by a very attractive and well turned out girl with appropriate make-up and sexy lingerie.
Obviously she had also informed all other agencies that she has a presence on that she was busy for one hour at 20:00. That’s the way the system works. That is why when you, the potential client calls to enquire about making a booking, we, as agencies, have records of when all the girls are busy and at what time. This system has been in place for many years and I would have thought that everyone who dabbles in this delightful pastime would be aware of this. Even newcomers to the scene would have the common sense to realise that something of this nature would be the way we work.
Clearly this particular had no common sense or no respect for the system. He then called me an hour after he was due to arrive and apologised for not turning up as something had cropped up and he could not honour his appointment. I said to him a quick text would have sufficed and there wouldn’t have been an issue. He then requested to see another girl at 22:00. I asked him if he was confident that he could make it this time. He said yes, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
Ten minutes after confirming the appointment and having sent him the second address of a London Oriental escorts girl he texted me to ask if he could make it 01:00. For those of you who think that we as agency proprietors have an easy job, this is a prime example of how stressful it can be whilst dealing with members of the general public. Admittedly, most of our bookings do go through without a hitch. Also, those of you who question the existence of agencies, please note that we save all numbers of people who behave in a bad way in any way shape or form, so we do act as a very effective barrier between the girls and the bad/stupid guys. That’s my rant over. Thanks for reading. I will tell you about another ridiculous event in my next blog. Ben - Asian Options.
Well, you probably haven’t even noticed that I’ve been off but it’s great to be back doing what I enjoy most,hooking you guys up with a great girl for some gentleman’s pleasure. I’ve been quite ill but I won’t bore you with the details (thank God I hear you say)!!! I have of course been keeping a watchful eye on the London Asian escorts scene and have noticed quite a few changes. Namely, that there aren’t as many girls about as there used to be. Not quite sure what the reason for this is but luckily, we at Asian Options have managed to keep hold of a good few girls of the highest quality, well I would say that wouldn’t I but it really is the truth.There has been a noticeable change in the last few months with the numbers hopefully coming back to where they were a year ago. Fingers crossed.
During my convalescence period, I have been able to treat myself to a few holidays abroad and of course, once a punter, always a punter, so wherever I went, I tried to test out the local escorts situation with varying degrees of success. I do get an awful lot of punters writing to me with what I must admit are extremely well-written journals of their experiences when trying out escorts or ladies of the night in foreign lands. However, the problem I find is that their missives are a bit flowery, full of intimate and often quite unprintable content that sound more like a Punternet review by a hobbyist who has got a bit carried away and combined their writing skills with their alleged amazing experiences.
Not Easily Shocked
Obviously, having been in the adult entertainment industry and spent many, many hours on the receiving end of weird and wonderful requests whilst on reception duties, some of the accounts sent in, really do border on the wrong side of extremely controversial and dare I say it, quite disgusting. My fellow punters who send in these writings would be better off joining their local night school and joining a short-story writing course.
Anyway, in the last few months, I have visited Rio de Janeiro in Brazil and Krackow in southern Poland. Nothing too exciting happend but as usual, with my luck, there were a few incidents that I would sooner forget with embarrassment!!! In my next blogs I will write a short but hopefully quite informative narrative about my overall great times spent in these areas. It’s great to be back and ‘hands-on’ again and hearing from all you regulars who have stayed loyal to my agency during my absence. That’s about it for now until my next blog. Many thanks for reading, Ben - Asian Options.
I am sure that you have noticed I have not been blogging as much as any self-respecting agency proprietor should have been. This has been due to poor health (Ah!!! I hear you say) but I am now 100% ok and ready to start blogging with a vengeance.
As you can see, we have had quite a few new additions to the London Asian escorts arena, notably Vicky (100% eye candy and all services), Mia, Elsa and Catherine. I hope you can all find the time to sample the delights of these stunning new acquisitions. There has been a bit of a decline in numbers over the last year but that trend is beginning to reverse thankfully. Also, I’m sure you all realise that the price has not changed in the last ten years so it has become a pastime affordable by a lot more of the general public.
Being back on receptionist duties for the first time in ages has been quite enjoyable but the usual moans have surfaced so I had better get them out of the way. Firstly, please don’t book a girl unless you are sure you csn mske the appointment. I have already come across a few guys who have cancelled 3 times on the trot and have taken great umbridge when I have asked them to use a different agency in future.
As I’ve alluded to so many times before, Asian escorts have rent and bills to pay and it is part of my job to ensure that they can maximise their time. It can get very embarrassing for me when I have to tell a young lady that for the second time in a day a customer has cancelled. Please respect the girls and reflect how you feel when someone does not turn up for an important meeting.
Please Don’t Be Late
Just one more thing which to me is the second most annoying habit of some punters, please don’t be late and please don’t expect the girls to be ready to meet and greet you with just five minutes notice. Contrary to some people’s belief, the girls don’t sit there in there refinery all day just in the hope that a customer will arrive at any time. London Asian escorts have lives too. They cook, go shopping, visit friends and do all manner of things just as do you and I. One thing in particular is that Oriental girls in London and indeed back in their native lands, have a ‘thing’ about their apartments smelling of cooking. This is embedded in there culture that it is not nice to receive guests with a smell of cooking permeating the atmosphere. You learn something every day!!! I think I will stop for today as you’ve heard it all before. I just thought a timely reminder of the ‘rules’ would not go amiss.
My next blog will be about escorting in different countries. Well, not all about our favourite hobby but the general focus or thread will be what you have come to expect from my usual ramblings and hopefully they will not be too boring.
Many thanks, Ben – Asian Options;
She demanded that I pay for her time (which I had already paid for in the bar) but now increased it to a long-term liaison as she had been in my room for more than two hours. So, that amounted to about another £60. Please bear in mind that there had been no physical contact between us due to her drunken demeanour so I was in effect paying for nothing. She then pointed to the bruising on her head and one of my friends translated that she would need to go to the hospital to get that treated. That was another £50. And last of all she demanded taxi money for herself and the bar hostess who had done the three-minute walk from the bar to my hotel. I’ll leave you to work out why on earth the bar hostess needed taxi money. That was another £15. This whole thing was intimidation and I sincerely hope that this has not become a new form of practice regularly played out to rip off us honest punters. It even makes my blood boil to think of it now.
So, my friends, that is how this whole sorry event eventually panned out. I’m quite a gentle and shy kind of guy so I gave in to all of her demands just to get her the hell out of my hotel room and put an end to this fiasco. I hope that those of you who have read this missive have managed to garner some insight into how a night out in Bangkok can actually turn out. Even as an experienced punter I suppose I only have myself to blame for my naivety on this occasion. Having said that, this was my first real bad experience in Bangkok. I must have had this dynamic of a night out so many times before and they have always turned out just fine. I will do it again in the future but I will put this one down to experience and acknowledge that no matter how much nous you think you may have about Bangkok nightlife, there will always be the odd incident where your generosity and good character will turn round and bite you on the bum!!!! Lads, tread carefully and happy punting to you all.
Sent in by Dean from Cheltenham.
Potential customers often comment on the fact that I don’t have many reviews on my agency’s website. Many telephone conversations end with the said customers unwilling to go through with a booking due to the lack of reviews on a particular girl. However, the honest truth is that I really don’t know why customers don’t leave many reviews.
It’s definitely not a question of our girls giving services that are below par. The same girls on other agencies have many excellent reviews. It;s not like I haven’t tried, offering the standard £10 discount on the next booking if a client leaves a review. I must stress that this offer is still in place.
For those of you who are put off booking any of our girls due to lack of reviews, it’s always been the case that talking to me or my other receptionists is the best way to find out who’s hot and who’s not. We do get up-to-date daily feedback from clients which we feel is by far the best way in guiding you to meeting the most compatible girl for you. Just try and talk to us and you will see how much better it is to talk to someone in the know rather than trusting sometimes fake and/or out-of-date reviews.
There are very few questions that we have not had to answer during our three and a half years of successful operation. Therefore, don’t be shy. Just ask what you want and we will always do our best to give you an honest answer and opinion. We have had hundreds of London Asian escorts on our books during our years of being one of the best and busiest agencies in West and Central London. Hence, there is very little that we don’t know about the ins and outs of our business.
Go ahead and try calling Asian Options on - 07516 118 440 / 07780 803 807. You may be pleasantly surprised at the level of quality of our service. Thanks for reading - Ben.