Bangkok Experience (unfinished)

Bangkok Experience (unfinished)

 
Day 1, October 22.
A good day to be leaving the UK for the sunnier climes of South east Asia. It’s cold and grey with drizzling rain at Heathrow Airport. For various reasons, I had to wait until a few days before departure before I could buy my ticket and coupled with that, the fact that it is half-term time for the kids, I had to pay the extortionate price of £821 for an economy ticket!!! Bloody rip-off as I could see at least 20 spare seats on the plane. It was a direct flight but I have in the past paid as little as £490 for the same flight and £390 for a flight with one stop, so if you can, fellow intercontinental escort punters, book in advance by at least a couple of weeks to save yourself a bloody fortune. Anyway, enough wingeing, I’m saying goodbye to the London Asian Oriental escorts scene and God willing, in 12 hours, will be touching down at Suvarnabumi airport on the outskirts of Bangkok. What a wonderful thought!!!
The flight was delayed for an hour because of heavy traffic but finally took off at 22:40. I was sat in my favoured window seat, (so much easier to sleep because you can rest your head on the wall of the aircraft).You don’t want to arrive in Bangkok totally knackered and need two days to recover before you get
your first native Thai escorts experience. By the way, this is my 10th trip to Thaland. Most people sleep through turbulance and any number of disturbances but me, well I am the exact opposite. I am extremely scared of flying to begin with, so to sleep is a major problem. If you’re a big baby like me, just go to your doctor and explain this and get some benzos. Believe me it is worth it. On a couple of benzos I sleep sound for a good eight hours come hell, highwater, turbulance, hi-jackings, no matter what and arrive fresh and invigorated to start my Bangkok escorts experience.
I was sitting next to a sweet young Asian girl. Turns out she couldn’t speak a word of English and I embarrassed my self by catapulting that ridiculously frozen butter you get on aeroplanes onto the window whilst trying to get it out of the carton with my plastic knife. A good time to take my tablets me thinks and go to sleep before I embarrass myself further. :-)
Day 2, October 23.
I have just woken up 5000 miles away from the London scene where I first fell for Asian escorts, with about two hours to go before landing in Bangkok, already salivating about my first native Bangkok girl experience for nearly one year. What a great feeling!!! After landing at Suvarnabumi airport you have quite a few options as to how to travel to the centre of Bangkok. It’s about 15 miles. If you are on a budget then you can get a bus. Not recommended. About 20p but most definitely Third World. I find that the best way to get to Nana (which is where it all happens) is by train. It’s well-signposted at the airport and you get off at Phaya Thai and then get the Sky train (BTS) to Nana at a total cost of about £3. As soon as you leave departures you will be approached by many irksome creatures offering to take you by taxi to the centre of Bangkok. This is a very good way of spending £20 when all you need to pay is a fiver if you use the ‘Public Meter Taxi’ service, again, well-signposted. Enough boring travel details, I’m sure all you fellow punters have the savvi to make your way to Bangkok escorts heaven without me holding your hand. :-)
When I arrived at my hotel, all the usual sights, sounds and smells hit me and I felt as usual like a kid let loose in a sweetshop. The excitement can overwhelm you but it’s always a good idea to settle yourself into your hotel and lock your valuables into the safe in your room, go to the local 7-11 shop and stock-up on cans of beer and bottled water to put into your room fridge so you don’t have to use the mini bar and pay well over the odds for these basics. Having done all that, I stepped out of my hotel (Dynasty Inn Hotel, about 50 yards from Nana Entertainment Complex, perfect for these holidays and only £30 a night) and walked past the first bar only to be accosted by an old flame who recognised me from many a previous visit. These girls have a built-in radar and memory for walking ATM machines (because at the end of the day, that is what we are to them the same as all they are to us is a heavenly sexual experience). I had a quick drink with her in the bar and the temptation was too much. I bar-fined her and took her back to my room. I really wanted to savour this experience so I gradually undressed her bit by bit until she was totally naked on the double bed with her little sexy body beckoning. I carefully lifted her legs up and spent the next 10 minutes sucking and licking her gorgeous little parts. Then had a lovely full-on snog before condom on and perfect bliss after about 20 seconds!!! First Bangkok Asian escorts experience for nearly a year fulfilled!!! Ahhhh . . . that was worth the 12-hour flight in itself!!!!!
Day 3, October 23.
Today I woke up with the inevitable hangover that greets you on your first morning in Bangkok. When I say morning, it was actually the afternoon. I had slept for 14 hours straight!!! Must have needed it. It took me a few minutes to realise where I was. This is the point when you remember where you are, far away from home and get that ‘lottery winning’ feeling. I gathered my thoughts and decided to go and see a young lady I have known from previous visits. When you have been to Bangkok as many times as I have, and always stay in the same area, you do become quite well known. This has it’s advantages and disadvantages. Nearly every bar you walk past, you will hear your name called out by one of the bar escorts from previous encounters, with great enthusiasm thinking you will be spending time with her again. Sometimes this is great, as it may be an escort that you have previously had a great time with and had disappeared the last few times you were here and you get an immediate stirring in your loins with the thought of getting it off with her again. More often than not you just say a polite hello and carry on  walking.
In Bangkok you have mainly two types of escorts that work in the bars. In the go-go bars you will see all the girls dancing on the stage in various states of undress. My favourite is when they have mini skirts on and no knickers and the stage floor is a mirror and you get a full view of what’s on offer (God I have turned into a terrible old pervert). :-) One of the best bars for this is the Pretty Lady bar in Nana Plaza. I will come back to that place later in this missive. The second type are the girls that are termed as ‘staff’. They are normally all dressed in a more formal uniform and their main function is to show you to an available seat and get you your required alcoholic beverage. You will notice that all the scantily-clad girls girls on the stage and also the ‘staff’ all have a number pinned to their attire. Obviously this is for when you see a girl that you like, strutting her stuff on the stage and you can tell one of the ‘staff’ girls that you like that particular girl and would like her to come and sit with you and buy her a drink and then take it from there. You may then wonder why the ‘staff’ girls have a number. Well, on the odd occassion, some of the ‘staff’ girls are more beautiful than the girls dancing on the stage. (I should imagine that these bars are where most of the escorts in London on the Asian scene emanate from). This means that you can actually bar-fine (this is what you have to pay to take the girl away from the bar to compensate for her not being there and generating revenue for the bar, usually about £10) the ‘staff’ as well. PLEASE REMEMBER that these girls are ‘staff’ for a good reason. Don’t think that you will get ‘normal’ service as you would from the girls dancing on the stage, You may be lucky, but normally these girls are ‘staff’ because they do not enjoy having to ‘going all the way’ with all and sundry, so prefer to stay on the perimeters of the action and just make their money from a salary and drinks bought for them by punters like us. It’s a very good idea to get to know the staff who speak good English as when you do make your choice of escort, she can translate to your chosen escort any things that you especially require. With me the main two things I want is ’69 position and keep the bloody lights turned on so I can see what I am enjoying!!! Many girls and this includes girls in London escort land, have a habit of turning the lights down low. This is either because they are shy of their own bodies or they don’t want to see too much of fat ugly old gits like me. This is fair enough but if you are paying, surely you should be able to see what you are doing. My humble opinion anyway.
Anyway, the lady I had known from previous visits, and who I went to see today is of a third variety. If you have any notions of getting laid with a girl who simply works in a restaurant, don’t get your hopes up too high. This young lady definitely falls into this category. She is quite a stunner and I have been trying to get into her knickers for years but with no success. If you are young and handsome maybe you would stand a better chance, but as I am neither of these, no chance. I have thrown endless amounts of money at her, taken her and her mates dancing and even paid her to stay with me in my hotel at much more than the going rate, but it has never happened. I still could not resist going to see her so just had a pleasant meal and a chat with her vowing to myself, that that will be that. We
will see. :-) A far cry from West and Central London where the Asian girls you see on the escorts website galleries, are what you can see you can have. (At a price)!!!
Later on in the evening I was sat in one of the bars that overlook the main street in Nana (you can while away many a happy hour people-watching in Nana) and lo and behold, a girl I had not seen for my last three visits here ambled up and said hello. She is an old favourite of mine so the night was decided. Two nights and not sampled a new girl yet. Never mind plenty of time to go. This young Bangkok escort could easily pass for a European. She is amazingly good looking with long, jet-black hair, small pert up-turned breasts and a body to die for. We went back to my hotel room and again I slowly undressed her, garment by garment. We then had a shower together and the usual blissful liaison ensued. This is why I come to Bangkok!!! :-) More fulfilling and exciting than the escorts scene in London at a fraction of the price.
It was still quite early in the evening so I decided to have a wander and entered the full-blooded arena that is the Nana Plaza Entertainment Complex. I thought I would go into the Pretty Lady bar, a scene of countless conquests in the past. This was a mistake and the disadvantage of going to the same place too often reared it’s ugly head. Although it was nice to see all the girls again, it was a bit overpowering and I was swamped by girls wanting to kiss and cuddle me and of course wanting me to buy them drinks. It may be my age but it was all a bit too much for me especially as I had already done the deed that evening and in that department was quite satisfied. Now I know what it must be like to be a celebrity. All very flattering but just a bit too much for me on that particular occassion. I think I spent within in the region of £50 (not much compared to back home but well over-the-top by Bangkok standards). Unfortunately I think I will have to give the Pretty Lady bar a miss from hereonin.
I then wandered into a bar called ‘Fantasia’, which is on the second level of Nana. Quite a small bar, but contrary to what I have preached earlier, fell hook, line and sinker for one of the ‘staff’. Had a nice chat with her and left it at that. Dare I try it on with her tomorrow? She is the most gorgeous little thing and surely there is a chance she may be an exception to the rule? Let’s sleep on it and see how I feel tomorrow. Nite nite . . .
Day 4, October 25.
Well, my emotions got the better of me. I went to see the young lady in question tonight. The bar is quite small and not that busy. It’s owned by two ladyboys who in themselves are both quite entertaining. On the subject of ladyboys, the question always arises as to how do you tell a ladyboy (transexual escort) from a normal girl. Well, I am sure all seasoned punters would have to admit that at some time in their punting careers they have fallen (or nearly fallen) into the trap. Most ladyboys are in various stages of gender change. Some are blindingly obvious, others not so. Whilst in the Bangkok escorts scene, there are many bars that cater solely for punters who like to spend time with ladyboys. That’s not my choice but judging by the amount of transexual escorts working in this industry, there is certainly a big market for them. This also applies to London transexual escorts and indeed many other places in the world. If you do come to Bangkok, be careful if transexual escorts are not your want. Some of the transexual escorts here are so pretty and feminine you really cannot tell the difference. The voice is usually a giveaway but now transexual escorts can have their vocal chords tightened and they even sound like girls. If you see them in the bars, always look for a bit of a gap in the bikini bottoms. This is quite a good way to spot transexual escorts as they are obviously concealing the proverbial ‘meat and two veg’.
Anyways, back to the Fantasia bar. After a few drinks, my mind was made up that I would risk a dalliance with this gorgeous young ‘staff’ girl. As the evening progressed, so did my propensity for losing financial common sense. I bought quite a few drinks for many of the girls in the bar but looking at it from a less serious perspective, the bar was transformed into a party atmosphere with me the centre of attraction and the recipient of about five scantily-clad Asian escorts clambering all over me and actually forcing my hands inside their bikini bottoms (front and rear) to feel their lovely little p*****s and bums. When I say forcing me, it did not take much
encouragement for sure. :-) This, my fellow punters, is why you should definitely make the trip to Bangkok at least once in your lifetime. I probably spent about £70 and in return partook in what can only be described as my own personal orgy!!! :-) Absolute heaven. A far cry from London where the Asian girls who work as escorts are far more business-like and on a mission to make serious money. I’m not knocking the escorts back home that ultimately led me to Bangkok pussy heaven (I wouldn’t be without them) but merely drawing comparisons to entice you to try this fantastic place.
I eventually left the bar with my cute little ‘staff’ girl wondering if she was going to really be the icing on the cake of a great night. Well, it just goes to show that sometimes I talk a load of rubbish and it’s best not to listen to a word I say. :-) To coin a phrase, she was f*****g fantastic!!!! She is about five feet tall, very pretty with those lovely little ‘sticky out’ ears that I find really cute. Her skin is quite dark and when she was stark-b*****k naked on my hotel bed, I turned her over onto her front to marvel at her perfect little dark-skinned bum. Wow, what a sight!!! Lights full on as well!!! Result!!! :-) I gently parted her bum cheeks and rimmed her for all I was worth and all the while she kept turning around, smiling at me with her pretty little face. It don’t get much better than this. After about ten minutes of rimming and p***y-licking, I put on my condom and took her doggy-style. F**k me, what an orgasm!!! This young lady would certainly be welcomed as an escort back home, but I respect her decision to carry on doing what she feels comfortable doing. If she can make good money without dancing sometimes moronically with boredom on a brightly lit stage until she was snapped up by a punter, good for her. My only fear now is that I am going to spend too much time with her. A nice quandry to be in. We will have to see how it all pans out. I must be careful not to fall in love. This is definitely the type of girl who can steal your heart and as I’m sure you realise will only lead to disappointment later on. I need some sober thoughts in the morning. Nighty nighty. :-)
Day 5, October 26.
Well, after a good night’s kip, woke up and still feeling too fond of my young lady for my own good. She really is a little fire cracker. Changing the subject slightly, I have just taken my laundry to a local establishment. It is a hairdressers/massage/laundry agent and in front of all the girls having their hair done, my laundry was neatly laid out on the floor to be put into it’s various categories for all to see. Luckily for me, no embarrassing nature stains on underwear!!! Just thought I would share that with you. You won’t get such in-depth travellers tips like this anywhere else. :-)
Today it was about 32 degrees in Bangkok so did not have much energy to do a lot so just hung out in the local bars. Your average Joe in this throbbing, vibrant place is European/American, aged between 40 and 70, about the same as the punters back home I suppose. Everyone is very laid back and there never seems to be any kind of trouble. This is probably because everyone is so happy having discovered the delights of this little piece of heaven on earth. I have seen a few incidents in the past though, where things have got out of hand. You will always get one guy who get’s over-excited and threatens to spoil it for all us peaceful, friendly punters. One night I saw a guy totally lose it because his chosen escort for the night did not want to leave the bar with him. He was an Australian guy and although I do realise that Antipodean culture does dictate that you have to be quite manly, there was no excuse for the way he behaved. He was about five feet tall, extremely overweight, very drunk and boisterous in both verbal and body language. He had bought this really cute young Thai escort a few drinks and in fairness to her she had sat and chatted
with him although I could see that she was not comfortable and a little scared. When she politely declined his offer to bar-fine her he went ballistic as his ego had taken quite a blow in front of his otherwise well-behaved mates. He actually put his hands around the young escorts neck and was screaming obscenities at her before his mates dragged him off her. A nano-second later about ten Thai security guards unceremoniously dragged him out of the bar. My God, what a prat!!!
I suspect anyone who is reading this tome is familiar with the Asian escorts scene back home in London and will know that Thai escorts are quite unique in their outlook on life. I have seen the biggest, fattest, ugliest old guys walk out of the bars here with a nice young Thai escort on their arm. Thai escorts genuinely do not have a problem being intimate with us older guys but you have to respect them and treat them with tender loving care and your actions will be rewarded ten-fold. Many of the Thai escorts that I talk to over here refuse point blank to go with some of the more excitable young guys that frequent the bars here. The same applies to the London scene fraternity. They tell me that these guys just want to boom boom them all night and many of them have scant regard for them as human beings.
To sum up, please, all you guys who come to Bangkok to have a good time, don’t get over-excited at the fact you are guaranteed to get laid here. Ease back a bit and show these gorgeous creatures some civility. You know it makes sense.
Also, if you are a young guy and are on a limited budget, you could do a lot worse than go to one of the many night clubs in and around Bangkok. There are plenty of Thai escorts who frequent these establishments on their nights off and would be more than happy to jump into your arms and give you a good time just for the price of a few drinks.At about 7pm this evening I was sat in a bar very close to the entrance of the Nana Plaza Entertainment Centre. It’s quite amusing to see many of the Thai escorts rushing to the establishment of their employ. The girls are paid a basic salary but it only just about covers their living expenses. However, if they are late for work, they can be docked 20 baht (about 40p) for every minute. Hence the rush at this time of the evening. You will often notice that if you spend the night with a girl and have financially recompensed her rather well, she will bar-fine herself to have the next night off!!! Quite a weird system but it seems to work. It’s a good job us punters on the Asian escorts scene back in London aren’t fined for every minute we are late to turn up!!!!
Nothing of any great interest to report on this evenings activities. If you enjoy something, why change it. I was back in the Fantasia Bar with my little ‘staff’ beauty, kissing and cuddling her all night and spending a fortune buying many of her mates drinks. Oh well, I am a daft old sod and you only live once. A couple of her mates who dance on the stage are beginning to attract my attention but another thing you should be aware of is that if you form quite a strong bond with a certain girl in a bar, you will find that her mates are off-limits to you as these girls are fiercely loyal to one another. This is the same as in London where the community of escorts from Asian countries generally form friendships with one another that are fiercely loyal.
Another great romp with my young lady back at the hotel. I think I will head for pastures new though tomorrow so the situation doesn’t get to serious. We shall see . . .
Day 6, October 27.
Today was pretty much the same as yesterday so nothing new to report. Spent the evening and this time all night with my little ‘staff’ girl. I think the novelty is now wearing a bit thin and will be seeking something different tomorrow. I woke up in the morning and still felt quite frisky but then I accidently did something quite gross albeit an accident. She was cuddled up beside me with her leg between mine and I farted on the aforementioned leg!!! Kind of killed the moment but still had one last moment of exquisite pleasure with my lovely little sun-kissed ‘staff’ girl. All good things must come to an end. For those of you fiscally-driven I probably spent about £210 including all the bar drinks during my three-day jaunt with this little beauty. Again, compared to the West and Central London Asian escorts scene, a mere drop
in the ocean I think you will agree.
Day 7, October 27.
Well, they do say a fool and his money are easily parted. :-) As much as I preach about how to be sensible and have a good time in Bangkok, far away from the   escorts scene in London, I become a guy with more money than sense when it comes down to it. Never mind, I still think it’s all worth it and each and everyone of us has to go through certain experiences in life and decipher each situation as we see fit.
Today I met up with an old flame from my very early days as a vistor to the Thai escorts arena in Thailand. I must admit that the attraction was that unlike 99% of all Asian girls, she a had a whopping great big hairy old growler stashed away in her panties. Now I know a lot of you will go ughhh!!!! that’s disgusting. I personally love hairy women and I think there are quite a few of my fellow punters on the escorts scene back home in London who feel the same way but choose not to admit to the fact. Not sure why, but to admit to it has sometimes to me seemed harder to admit than confessing to be bi-curious, bi-sexual or gay. I suppose it is ingrained in the New Age Man culture we now embrace. You only have to see the amount of ‘hairy girls’ websites to see that it is something that is well-sought after. I wish more blokes would admit to it, then we might see some hairy Asian escort agencies appear on the circuit in London. Also, I have heard that we get our sexuality traits from early childhood from our mothers. My mum was very hairy!!!! Way too much information. Yuk!!! :-) Anyway, enough of that.
The young asian escort in question most definitely falls into this category. I went with her many times in my first sortees into native Asian escort territory. She is a bit of a hard-nosed cow but her hairy pussy meant she had me firmly in the palm of her hand (or nose in her bush). I generally talk about Thai escorts being very nice, genuine people, but as with every other group of people there are exceptions to the rule. Most Asian girls have a nickname. This one is called Golf. I have even take Golf on tours of the country in the past which proved quite an expensive pasttime with this particular high-maintenance girl. We eventually went to meet her family in North Thailand. On the approaches to her home we had to stop and spend something in the region of £150 on items for the big family party that awaited us. When we arrived the party was actually some kind of marriage ceremony for us with all sorts of strange regalia and goings on happening. On arrival I was told I had to part with £200 to give to her father as this was the custom. Bear in mind that I was paying a basic £100 a day just for the pleasure of her company (well, actually, her hairy pussy. I don’t mind paying these native girls but Golf was pushing me to my limits.
Anyhows, that was in the past and all part of the native Thailand learning curve. Whenever I come now, I always look her up but am careful to limit it to just one day and lay down the boundaries and price before I proceed. This I did today. Golf said she would stay with me for the night so muggins here thought all will be well. She was looking good, nice and slim and had on a very sexy little mini skirt. At one point in the evening I had a little grope in her panties to feel around to see if she was still hairy down below. Hmmm . . . I got my fingers to her rusty sheriffs badge area but did not come across hair. Oh well, maybe I did not go far enough. To cut this long story short, when she slipped off her towel after showering in my hotel room . . . Yes, you guessed it – she was as bald as the proverbial coot!!! What a bummer. To add to this, after a quick shag, she informed me that she could not actually stay for the whole night saying she had to meet her Auntie
Girls like this would never make it on the Asian escorts London scene where they have to be far more accountable for their actions. My own fault, I will just never learn. As I said the night was still young and I had time to go to one of the go-go bars in Nana Plaza and actually found a really nice girl. She was all skinny legs and big tits and extremely pretty although she was a bit of a nut-case. I had a really good session with her for £40 so the day did not turn out too bad after all.
Tomorrow I am going to have one last try at getting into the knickers of the the so far untouchable girl I mentioned before who works as a waitress in one of the local restaurants named ‘Busstop’. Really good food and quite cheap too. This member of the native Asian escort clan in this area of Bangkok goes by the name of On. I suppose you can’t really class her as an escort but I am hoping I will finally get to sample her intimate delights. She is very pretty and has very goofy teeth. Maybe she has a hairy pussy as well as I don’t think she reveals it that often. Here’s hoping. Good night to all of you at home. :-)
Day 8, October 28.
Just saw the news about what’s happening on the eastern seaboard of the USA. Brings you back down to earth a bit when something like that occurs. I hope the Thames flood barrier does it’s job should anything like that happen in London.
When I first came to Thailand six years ago I was literally going through about four Thai escorts (bar girls) every day. This was born out of purely the novelty factor and living my whole life as an average looking guy who never had girls throwing themselves at me on a regular basis. I’m sure that this applies to the vast majority of us punters and not just me. I had all the usual girlfriends (each one a saga in itself just to get them into the sack), got married had a daughter, widowed when she was four-years-old, then a long-term relationship for fourteen years doing the ‘reconstituted family’ bit taking on two more daughters with all it’s usual pitfalls. Nothing out of the ordinary I would say. When this long-term relationship ended was when I first got the inkling of the Asian escorts arena. A situation that had just sprung up in London. I believe that it was around this time that ‘prostitutes’ (I hate that word) took on the guise of escorts, hence raising them in status. This also saw the advent of website agencies and in general, accessibility for us long-suffering, sexually frustrated, so-called ‘normal’ guys. The London Asian escorts scene was well and truely upon us. About bloody time too!!!
This was the pre-cursor to my many trips to Thailand escorts heaven. I can honestly say that this period of time (about six years) was one of the happiest of my life and although I spent a small fortune I would do it all again. So in a nutshell (sorry if I’m boring you) it was six years on the Asian escort agency circuit in London before my first foray onto the native Thai escorts stage. Both equally enjoyable but one cannot ignore that the biggest difference is the wonga you have to part with to pursue ones chosen hobby. After taking out the cost of airfares and hotel bills it is a fraction of the cost in Thailand .
Back to my early days in Thailand. When I say I was having 4 girls a day, I do not have and never have had the highest of sex drives, I probably only achieved orgasmic status twice a day, partly due I suppose to the fact that I was quite drunk most of the time. But just to see a gorgeous young girl and be able to take her back to your hotel room and lick, suck and explore all her important little places was the driving force behind my over-zealous amount of Thai escorts per day. Also, if you take a genuine liking to some of the girls, what’s wrong with a good old-fashioned naked kiss and cuddle?!!!!
Nowadays, I have curtailed the quantity of girls that I see and concentrate more on the quality. I suppose you could say that I am getting a bit fussy in my old age. I don’t mean to keep banging on about the price, but keep bearing in mind that the price for spending two or three hours with a girl here is plus/minus £30. To take a Thai
escort for the whole night is £60. One advantage of this is that you can wake up beside your escort girl in the morning and enjoy that early-morning, sober randiness which to me personally, is the best time to have fulfilling sexual episodes.
The downside to having only a few Thai escorts as opposed to bucket loads, is that you can sometime develop feelings for the girls which we all have to admit can only lead to heartbreak in the end. Personally I avoid this at all costs. There is nothing worse than getting the flight home feeling love sick knowing that you will not be able to see your beau for quite a long time.
This is the case with my goofy, pretty girl who works as a waitress in a restaurant who I have been trying to de-flower for years. Last night I took her and two of her mates dancing but I decided on a different approach this time. As opposed to being all over her and grabbing her pretty little bum at every given opportunity during the evening, I decided to play it cool and give the impression that I was not interested in her sexually but only as a friend. It definitely seemed to have the desired effect and she was all over me like a rash but I held back. When we left the night club she was quite drunk and I said that it would be best if she went home and I would see her again tomorrow. She said ok and we left it at that. I was beginning to feel a bit love struck but thought I had played it pretty cool and maybe, just maybe, my plan may work. As with the London escort scenario the great advantage of getting knocked back by any Asian girls is that if you have a few bob in your pocket, it’s only a matter of about 30 minutes before you can have your tongue firmly entrenched in the private parts of another one!!!
Imagine if you were on the receiving end of being dumped by a long-term girlfriend back in Blighty. You are doomed to spend an awful long time feeling very sorry for yourself with the major life-changing experience that has beset you. You know what I mean, losing your social circle of friends, wondering what your ‘ex’ is getting up to with another bloke, etc, etc.
Another great advantage of being a punter with Asian girls, is the immediate opportunity to rectify the situation. This is exactly what I did tonight. I made my way, a slightly forlorn figure back to the Nana Entertainment Complex and espied my antidote for my slightly hurt feelings from earlier proceedings with my goofy little Thai escort (waitress). I seem to have developed a propensity for skinny girls on this my latest venture into native Asian Thai escorts land and a skinny girl I certainly got. Her English was not up to much but I really was in ‘kiss and cuddle’ mode so body language was all that was needed. Many Asian escorts are quite slim but this one re-wrote the definition of ‘skinny’. She was as pretty as a picture and stick thin. At first she seemed quite shy but the mood I was in, this was not a problem.
She was so thin that even her very small panties were baggy. As I peeled off the aforementioned garment I was shocked and amazed to see an abundance of pubic hair and labia lips at least three and a half inches long. Some of you guys may be put off by this combination of pussy design but I felt like I had just won a roll-over lottery!!!! The earlier events of the evening were fading fast. :-) Well, as you can imagine I lost myself in this private little area for God knows how long.What a pleasure and nice surprise!!! That was not the end of it. This particular girl had another big surprise for me inasmuch as she had a penchant for rimming blokes. A rare but not unheard of item on the menus of London girls.
All in all tonight’s events have once again strenghtened my resolve that all-in-all you cannot go far wrong with being involved with Asian escorts, The Asian girls on offer in London escorts territory included, is indeed a happy environment which I genuinely hope will become more socially and morally accepted in years to come, not as a breaking up of ‘conventional’ relationships but indeed strengthening them. Come on you girls, howabout you getting involved too and treating yourself to a night of lust and debauchery with a male escort. I would’t mind betting that this is where we are heading for in the not-too-distant future. If you get the chance, read Aldous Huxley’s ‘Brave New World’ and you will see from whence I am coming.
Sorry for babbling on a bit too long today but I am told it’s good therapy to put your feelings into words. Only six more days before I return to home. Asian escorts London is my bedrock for my new chosen lifestyle choice and long may it continue. Here ends a very eventful day. I think I will take it easy tomorrow. This my tenth trip to Bangkok and I have yet to see it’s major tourist attraction, The Grand Palace, the home of the much respeted and revered King of Thailand. I am fortunate to have the services of a former girl who worked as an escort in London to ‘tour guide’ me for the day. Don’t worry, I won’t bore you with too much details of that excursion as I know my fellow respected punters will be more interested to hear on the progress of the developement of my ‘goofy waitress’ saga. My God, I sincerely hope I can have a forage around in her panties after five years of trying. Watch this space!!! :-) Goodnight.
Day 9, October 29.
Mad as a box of f*****g frogs!!! That’s the only way I can describe this the Thai escorts of all Thai escorts with whom I had the pleasure of her company this evening. I feel that I am turning into some kind of travel writer and really want to share my experiences far away from home here in Bangkok escorts country. I want it to be a ‘warts and all’ catalogue of events, not just an endless stream of sexually explicit diaramas of me getting my rocks of with all manner of escorts and bar girls. I think that would wear pretty thin very quickly and lose your attention quite rapidly. Maybe I am flattering myself to even think for one minute that anyone is even bothering to read my diary but hey, even if no one is reading it, it’s certainly quite relaxing and enjoyable writing it. :-)
Ok, back to the fruit loop of an escort of this evening. I have to admit that I have had a liaison or two with the Thai escort in question in the past. I thought it would be quite novel to give her a free-reign and take on the mantel of a Rogue Traders-type of situation. I had a feeling she would not disappoint in this scenario. She has been off the scene on my last two visits to Thailand, and judging by my previous exploits with her I thought that maybe she had had so many bad reports on her behaiviour filtering back to her bar from other disgruntled punters, that she had queered her pitch and been given her marching orders and spiralled off into oblivion and the Thai escorts equivalent of cyberspace. For instance, either stopped plying her trade altogether or working in one of the less salubrious establishments or
indeed working on the streets.
Needless to say, she is as pretty as a picture, very slim and nice sized, well-shaped tits. I hope it does not sound too crass in these times of austerity, which I am sure has affected the accessibility in high-price London when it comes to having a liaison with escorts from the Asian sub-continent, but I am very fortunate on this my tenth trip to Bangkok escorts heaven, to have quite a good supply of cash. Believe me, it has not always been that way but this time I do have quite a bit of cash to squander. Hence I thought I would allow her a full head of steam and see just how far she would go in ripping me off. I really wish I could show you guys some photos of her so you knew who to be wary of. I owe that to all punters associated with Asian Options who were good enough to publish my diary in the first place. Then again, that might not be entirely fair on the young lady in question. I will leave you to be the judge of that.
Ok, so here we are in the Rainbow Go-go bar on the ground floor of the Nana Plaza Entertainment Complex. I think it’s Rainbow 3 (there are quite a few Rainbow bars but it’s the one in the top right hand corner) It is one of the very few bars where you definitely cannot smoke inside (quite rare in Bangkok) so there I was, having a peaceful fag outside when the young lady in question appeared as if by magic from behind the curtains that are the entrance to the Rainbow bar. You have to understand that she really is a bit special in the looks and body department and the allure is quite strong and the immediate stirring in my loins ensued. If not for her naughty behaiviour, she would be a big hit in London and make loads of dosh. Believe you me, she knows the attraction she has to blokes like me and plays it for all it’s worth. Can’t blame her in that respect I suppose. I expressed my surprise at seeing her and allowed myself to be dragged into the bar by her and it was at this point I decided to take on my undercover reporting mantle.
Sure enough, I ended up buying her, her floor manager and quite a few of her mates quite a few drinks. I hate to say it but it was constant hard-on from the word go (Viagra-induced, I am not as young as I used to be but more on that subject later). I was running a bit low on cash so I said to her that I would give her what I had (about £50), plenty I thought to buy drinks and bar-fine her, and she could manage the flow of spending whilst in the bar and see us safely back to my hotel and a cash-replenishment. Right on cue, £20 found it’s way into her bra. The money grabbing had begun in earnest!!! She was a little crestfallen when she realised she would have to part with this £20 to settle up the bar bill before we left. It was about 2am which is when the bar closes and we made our exit. Her first (and expected) request was to go and get something to eat. Of course, she chose a very expensive Japanese restaurant but I went along with that to embellish this story to it’s fullest extent. Just before entering the restaurant she asked for £20 and pointed to the local 7-11 shop and a street vender selling fried chicken on the other side of the road. Not going to get much change from my £20 here!!! This Asian escorts audacity certainly ranks very high on the audacity list. For f***s sake, why on earth did she want to buy fried chicken when we were just about to go into a Japanese restaurant?
I settled myself in the Japanese restaurant and after about 10 minutes, she reappeared out from the the 7-11 convenience store with two fully-laden carrier bags and then went to the fried chicken vendor to clear him out of his remaining stock. When she seated herself beside me in the restaurant I peered into her carrier bags and it was like she had done her weekly shop at my expense!!! She was not disappointing in her expected behaiviour to colour my story to it’s full potential. :-) The fried chicken she told me was for her friend when she got home. Probably her boyfriend living off her earnings. She then proceeded to order half the menu and two massive great big cocktails. How the fuck is she going to get that lot into her slim little frame I thought?!!! She then ate about 10% of what she had ordered and the remainder of course was packed up for her to take away. F**k me, she was really going for it!!!
She was, at every given opportunity, proving that she would be most unwelcome in the Asian escorts London environment. Girls in London would never get away with behaving like this, that’s for sure. There was more to follow, her skulduggery still in full flow. :-) At this point, my memory harked back to earlier days with this Thai escorts escapades and I remembered that she normally did not have any ID and it was difficult to gain her entrance into my hotel. I questioned her about this and she showed me a photo copy of what was probably some other Thai escorts property. Consequently, at this point, it was still not actually guaranteed that I would get a shag out of all this disproportionate spending. My God, how many other daft blokes like me had she conned in the past?!!! She said that for £10 she could get a taxi to her home and pick up her own ID. Yeah right. Luckily my hotel has a side entrance so we scuttled down this dimly-lit road and managed to bypass the receptionist and the formalities of producing ID for my charming, sweet little Thai escorts benefit.
So, we had made it back to my hotel room at which point I was about £100 lighter in the wallet department. All was going to plan to ensure this missive can be used for reference to help the more naive of punters in the future. My butter-wouldn’t-melt young Thai escort’s next move was to head for the shower. I was getting glimpses at this stage of her fascinating little body and quite hopefull of getting a half-descent shag out of the situation which I have of course engineered for the benefit of all my fellow punters!!! Lol. She came out of the shower wrapped in a towel and seductively slipped it off and crawled into bed. Right, my turn now for the shower. I was in and out of the shower as fast as I usually do whilst in the company of escorts Asian back in London town. scene so as not to impinge too much onto the the quite expensive by native Asian escorts standards time but not particularly relative to the time limits of the girls here in Bangkok.
Well the script was well and truely confirmed on my exit from the shower. She was lying in bed with a very calm and serene look on her face, loosely clutching the remote for the TV in her hand and yes, of course, as if you hadn’t guessed already, fast asleep. This girl really is at the top of her game tonight. Well, all had gone according to plan so I poured myself a large Scotch and proceeded to watch the events of hurricane Sandy unfolding on the BBC World news channel. My situation paled into insignificance compared to all the poor USA citizens and what they are having to go through at this point in time. 50 dead at the latest count.
There is one last little gem of this my little drama. In the morning we awoke at about 10am. She was full of apologies for falling asleep and then told me how tired she always was having to work so hard to support her nine-year-old son. The emotions got the better of her, the result of which, she burst into tears. A veritable Oscar-winning performance!!!! I went to the loo for about two minutes thinking oh well at least I am going to get a nice early morning sober shag. On my return to the bedroom, in this two-minute period, she had managed to get fully-dressed and gather all her shopping and was ready to leave. The icing on this very hard-to swallow-cake was that she then grabbed £40 which I had stupidly left by my side of the bed and made a cheery departure!!! This, my friends, is as bad as it gets whilst doing the escorts scene in Bangkok. I hope you all appreciated me letting it run it’s course to demonstrate just how bad things can get. I must stress that this is the total opposite end of the spectrum in what is otherwise the most fantastic place to come and enjoy the delights of Thai girls on their native soil. This story is true in every aspect and I hope it serves as a warning as to what can actually happen far away from what we are all used to expecting in London.
You may (or maynot) be wondering how events panned out today with my ‘goofy’ and thusfar unobtainable Thai escorts waitress. No change there I’m sorry to say so all in all a not overly-successful day. Also, have not quite managed to fit in my long-overdue visit to the Grand Palace. Far more important things to do!!! :-)
Tomorrow I would like to touch upon the use of Viagra, the 2am shut-down of most of the bars and the importance of the girls handing in their ID at your hotel’s reception desk.Nighty Nighty. :-)
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