Day 10, October 30.
An unfortunately quite uneventful day today. I seem to be constantly gravitating back to my goofy waitress girl who has hinted that she may spend the night with me before I make my way back home. I think this is just a ploy to keep me interested and to be fair, she does speak very good English and I do rather enjoy the company of her and her mates at the Busstop restaurant on Soi 4, Sukhamvit. It all adds up to a nice blend of shagging lots of different new girls and also being in the confines of my own little social group of Asian escorts. Life is pretty good!!! Not long though before I have to make my way back to the well-trodden pastures of the London escorts scene where there will still be a plentiful supply of Asian girls for me to choose from although mightily more expensive.
The crazy girl who I gave a free rein to yesterday called me today and asked me to meet up with her again tonight. No surprise there then as she is probably wanting more of the same from muggins here. I did genuinely intend to pop into her bar and see her but I was having quite a nice evening bar-hopping with goofy waitress and her very pretty friend. First I said I would see her at 8pm then changed it to midnight but unfortunately did not make it in the end to see this Thai escorts nightmare.Inadvertantly, the scenario would have been that she was turning down the chance to be in working mode for other punters in her bar so there is some poetic justice that she lost out financially for her escapades with me the night before. I honestly did not intend for this to be the case and I may well pop in and see her tomorrow night, although I don’t think she will be too pleased with me. As they say in Thai language, ‘som nom na’, which translates into ‘serves you right’.
Anyway, as I said, I was having a nice evening drinking and playing pool with goofy and her pretty mate. At the end of the evening we were all pretty drunk and goofy informs me that she was on her period but she was more than happy for me to take her pretty mate home for the night for some ‘gentleman’s’ pleasure. I knew that this would not pan out the way I would have liked it but I was quite tired and just wanted to go to bed and have a good kip. Sure enough, her mate was so scared that she would upset goofy by going with me, it was clothes on and opposite sides of the bed. It’s this kind of loyalty that is the glue that holds together Asian escorts on their native soil and indeed on the London circuit. Particularly with the girls in London as they are far away from home and if they did not have the care and support of their mates, it can be a pretty lonely existence.
Just a quick mention on the use of Viagra whilst partaking of the Thai escorts pleasure pit in Bangkok. In all my years of punting, I have always popped a Viagra before embarking on any kind af dalliance with Asian escorts or indeed any nationality of escorts. This guarantees that no matter how you are feeling whether it be tired, drunk or just downright lazy, you are at least assured of a good erection which I have to say does make your chosen escort’s life a lot easier. If you can’t get a hard-on, your escort will take it as an affront to her attractiveness and will vigorously keep pounding away at your old chap to knock some life into him. You can get Viagra in abundance in Bangkok. Every street corner you will have it proferred in your direction. It’s not overly cheap so it’s best to buy some on the internet at home in the UK before you make your way to any kind of escort liaison. If you have a heart condition, check with your doctor before using it. Now I sound like a real travel guide!!!
On the subject of ID, although obviously not applicable on the scene back home, in my particular hotel in Bangkok escorts territory, the receptionist will want to take hold of your escorts ID card before you take her to your room. This is a very good safeguard for us punters. When the girl leaves the hotel and while you are lying smugly on your bed satisfied at your latest Asian escorts conquest, the receptionst will call through to your room to ask if everything is ok. At this point, it’s a good idea to check that all your valuables are intact and if all is as it should be, your escorts ID card will be handed back to her and she will be on her merry way.
Another way that the hotels are very good here in Bangkok is that should you find yourself in your room and your Asian escort is in full swing and you find that you are without a condom, just call through to reception and they will have some delivered to your room. Now that’s what I call good service!!! This also applies to fags or any other commodity you may have run short of.
Finally for today, I thought it would be an idea to mention the strict 2am shutdown of all the Asian escorts bars here in Thailand. Generally there is a mass exodus of girls leaving the bars and clubs at the witching hour of 2am. Many will make their way home, or if they have not had much luck in securing a punter for the evening, they will hang around on the streets to try and solicite some extra revenue. This is good for us punters insofar as we then don’t have to pay the barfine but do remember that some of these girls may not be up to much, that being the reason why they have not ‘scored’ during the evening. If you look hard enouh though, you will more than likely find yourself many Bangkok escorts that will give you a cut-price good time. Also, you may well see some bars and clubs that are still open after 2am. This is because they have paid the police for the privilige of some extra trading hours. 2am is also the time you will see all the ‘street bars’ opening. These will consist of some plastic chairs, a cool box and an endless supply of beer. I have had some fantastic times on the streets of Bangkok in the past, chatting to fellow punters such as myself in search of some after-hours fun until sometimes 9am. It’s a nice feeling drinking your 20th beer of the night whilst sat on the pavement watching all the office and shop workers trundling off to work just as you are ready to hit the sack.
Bangkok is truely a city that never sleeps!!!!
Day 11, October 31.
Only a few days left before my inevitable return home to London and visit some Asian girls on the escorts scene there. I promise you I am am not being lazy and I realise that I am leaving an almost unbearable gap in your life by not giving you my usual daily report. You must be devastated and very close to ending it all!!! Ha Ha.
Seriously though, as I am nearing the end of this my latest stay in Thai escorts paradise, I am a bit busy getting in a few last minute shags and don’t want to rush and write a load of crap (well, no more than usual anyway) so will write a proper and fascinating diary entry tomorrow. See you tomorrow all my loyal fellow punting fraternity.:-)
Ok, back to today. Whilst sitting in a bar early in the evening I could not help ear-wigging a conversation between two punters, probably about in their mid-forties. They, like me were many miles away from home although I did detect a kind of enthusiasm that reflected the fact that they were both new to the escorting scene on native soil in Thailand. I shouldn’t really have been listening in but the gist of the conversation was that one of the guys was planning to sell-up and move out here to Thailand and marry the girl of his dreams. Now I am sure that most people are aware of the pitfalls of these kinds of sudden changes in lifestyle.
Firstly, I am sure you would all agree that living somewhere that has been a great holiday destination in the past can be a vastly different experience to what it was like being on holiday there. In my humble opinion, if you are considering moving to Thailand, do not sell your property back in Blighty. Rent it out and see how things progress here with the chosen love of your life, more often than not, one of the girls you have met in a bar out here.
The basic facts are that you cannot buy land out here in your own name (unless you form a company but that can then get quite complicated and expensive). Therefore if you were to buy land here and build a property on it, it would all have to be in the name of your new Asian girlfriend’s signature. I believe you can buy 49% in your name but the controlling party would be your new life partner’s. Just don’t even go there!!!! I have heard of innocent guys the likes of you and me that have been left high and dry because your new girlfriends family who first welcomed them with open arms had dumped them as soon as the paperwork was dry. My heart really goes out to these guys who, having had some experience on the London Asian escorts scene end up back home, heartbroken and financially in shit street for the rest of their lives.
This is not to say that some relationships of this nature have not been successful in the past but I believe them to be few and far between. By the way, you can buy a condo (flat) in your own name as you are not buying the land. Thailand does not like selling it’s land to other nationals.
As I was saying earlier, I was bar-hopping this evening in the search for some fresh new Asian escorts talent. I found what I was looking for in a very famous bar called ‘Spankeys’ which is situated on the first floor of the Nana Plaza Entertainment complex. She was very small and quite pretty in a funny kind of way and also had a fantastic, 21-year-old body on offer. You don’t want to go too much younger than this whilst here in Bangkok as you may wander into dangerous territory in your quest to have the very best of Thai escorts here on their native soil. I took her back to my room where we chatted and watched TV for a few hours. It’s sometimes nice not to just go steaming in but to familiarise yourself wth the girl before taking off her little panties and discovering the delights within. Although only 21, this young lady had already included producing a child and quite recently too, as was evident in a nice size pair of tits and very elongated nipples.
Well that was a pleasant little early evening soiree leaving me feeling quite satisfied and ready to just relax with Goofy and her mates before having an early night and settling down with Martina Cole’s latest novel (great holiday reading) and giving my poor old body a chance to recover from the over-exersions of the past two weeks.
To yet again put into perspective of what it’s like out here in pussy heaven, as I ambled back to my hotel, I got a call from one of the girls I have had many times before. She must have spotted me from her bar as I walked past. Now, as I hope you can now trust me, I am not given to exageration or overstatement when it comes to
describing escorts here, or indeed on the Asian escorts London scene. This young lady is quite European in her looks and believe me she is f*****g gorgeous. She is what is termed a hostess and is always immaculately turned-out in the latest fashions. Real eye candy. Anyhows, at that point my early evening in with a book seemed like a better option!!! How crazy is that?!!! It’s the kind of thing that I will think about when I get home and regret. The truth is, I have reached saturation point with sexy young Asian girls and my limit has been reached for today
anyway . . .
Day 12, November 1.
Today saw the inevitable and long overdue excursion to The Grand Palace. Don’t worry, this diary is about Asian girls in Bangkok with the odd reference to London escorts and not about visiting places of historical interest.
The good thing about this day and indeed the clinching of me partaking in it was the fact that my tour guide for the day was a young lady who graced the London Asian escorts scene for quite a while up until two years ago when she was unceremoniously dispatched back to her native land here in Thailand by our ever-efficient immigration service. She will of course remain anonymous for the sakes of this missive but I can assure you she was one of the genuine Oriental escorts stars of her day and I have been lucky enough to stay in contact with her. I don’t want to turn this into a swingeing politcal diatribe but to send young ladies home like this and then accept every Tom, Dick and Harry from all the former Eastern Bloc countries with open arms certainly beats the shit out of me.
So, in her company we set off for the major tourist attractions that have elluded me for so long. The Grand palace is in fact the residence of the much revered and loved King of Thailand who is very ill at the moment and resides on the other side of the river in a specialist hospital. Before visiting the Grand Palace we went to the Temple of the Reclining Buddha. I have long since given up visiting religious buildings whilst on holiday as I show no interest in them at home so why on earth would I want to seek out the deities of foreign lands? I must admit though that there is a unique air of peace and tranquillity in Buddhist temples the like of which you don’t feel in other
I must admit that I did have an irreverent little chuckle at one point. Whilst visiting the holiest of all Buddhist shrines where you have to be properly dressed, no photos, no videos, there stood, slap-bang in the middle of proceedings, a big purple-coloured ATM cash machine!!! Obviously in situ to enable large donations. A couple of quid is all they got out of this tight old git!!!
Fast forward to later that evening and sensing that it was soon time for my inevitable return Oriental escorts London scene, I decided to do what I always do at least once on my Asian escorts sabbaticals – take a girl from the street. These particular types of Bangkok girls are most certainly a cut-above European street girls. They merely choose to offer their wares from the sides of the hustle and bustle of the streets in and around the main bar areas. I have noticed in the past that there has been a groundswell of black African escorts on the Bangkok escorts scene. They have not as yet made their way into the bars and clubs but are prevalant on the sidewalks. By pure happenstance I stumbled across a petite young African girl with small up-turned breasts and fantastiacally pointed nipples all presented in a showcase of an almost clearly see-through top!!! This was enough to make up my mind. I took her back to my room and she spoke good English and was in fact from Somalia. Everything was on offer and her tits took up most of my time. We spent a good 2 hours in my room and she was more than happy to accept £20 but I gave her £30 as she really was some a bit special. A very pleasant end to an action-packed Thai escorts (and African escorts) day. Good night one and all . . .
Day 13, November 3.
Today was quite nondescript as I must admit I am well and truely knackered!!! I had a little bounce around with a quite pleasant girl from one of the ubiquitous go-go bars in and around Nana in the afternoon and then had an afternoon kip so was raring to go in the evening. I went to so many bars and was unable to make a choice as to who to spend my last night in Bangkok with, that I decided a nice quiet, subdued kiss and cuddle with my old ‘staff’ aquaintance would round the night off quite nicely. I arrived at her bar at about 01:45, 15 minutes before shutdown and thought it would be nice to take her and her four mates for something to eat on one of the many sidewalk eateries that start trading at this hour. Two of her friends were ladyboys and although I don’t understand Thai too well it was three hours of fun and laughter for the girls and I was happy to just sit here and take in the atmosphere of this buzzing 24-hour metropolis. Got to bed at 05:00. Aghhh!!! I am now looking to get back to the peace and organisation of my home life. Good morning!!!
Day 14, November 3.
F**k me, what a hangover today!!!! As I am writing this, I am aware that I have four hours before I get my taxi to the airport. Goofy girl has insisted on spending a bit of time with me in my hotel room today but I suspect she is after a nice handout before I go. I will probably give it to her as I do quite like her and have some respect for her as she told me from the start – NO BOOM BOOM!!! Anyway, I will fill you in on proceedings when I get back home to London. As the old song goes: ‘One night in Bangkok makes a hard man crumble’. Well this particularly not very hard man has spent 13 nights in Bangkok and I have very nearly all but crumbled. See you when I get back . . .
Back home now . . .
Well, I touched down at Heathrow this morning at 06:30. Actually this flight (Thai Airways,TG910) leaves Suvarnabumi International Airport at 00:15 local time which is quite civilised inasmuch as you don’t have to go to bed and wake up very quickly to rush to the airport for the usual 08:00 flight. In this situation I find I am tempted to squeeze in one last night of debauchery and end up arriving at the airport feeling as rough as f**k and quite stressed with all the last-minute packing. This time, I packed at my leisure during the day, did some last-minute pressie shopping, stayed off the booze and arrived at the airport at 20:00. I always like to check in really early to get a window seat. This to me is of the utmost importance as it is so much easier to sleep in a window seat, resting one’s head against the side of the aircraft fuselage. This is of even more importance when you are getting a direct flight, as 13 hours sat in between complete strangers can be a little awkward when you wake up with your head lolling on said strangers shoulder, often dribbling the remains of your aeroplane meal unceremoniosly on said strangers nice clean travelling outfit. You may wonder what all this has to do with the Asian escorts London scene. Well, as it happens, not much really!!!
To tell the truth, I am really shit-scared of flying, although it has never stood in my way of my quest for escorts worldwide. There are many aspects of flying that render people into nervous wrecks when boarding an aircraft. They are all totally irrational fears as we all know it is well-documented that it is a very safe way of travelling. My own personal fear is turbulance because you can never tell exactly how bad it is going to get. I get myself totally out of it on either Vallium or Xanax. It’s by far a better idea to go to your local GP and explain to him/her about your phobia, (you don’t have to tell them you are roaming the world looking for sex and normally you will be prescribed something that will allay your fears and you may actually even enjoy your flight. The only other way to reach Thailand escorts wonderland without being a jibbering wreck is to drink yourself into a stupour. I don’t know about you, but staying pissed for 12/13 hours on an aircraft is no mean feat and even if you do manage it you will be rewarded with a two-day hangover – not the best way to start your Bangkok escorts experience I think you will agree.
I don’t know about you, but I think I am now waffling on and digressing away from escorts talk so it’s better I stop now before I move onto anything even more totalling irrelevant!!!
One last thing to finish off my Bangkok experience (tenth trip in all) is what happened when I arrived at the airport with Goofy. It is a common request that if you spend any significant amount of time with escorts Asian in Thailand, they will offer to accompany you to the airport to bid you a fond farewell. I know I am a cynical old git at the best of times but trust me, nine times out of ten, it will be to relieve you of even more of your hard-earned cash. Goofy really disappointed me in this respect and left me with a slightly bad taste in my mouth as I boarded the plane back to London. Let’s be quite frank about this, I did not even shag her so I thought £100 was a more than generous offer on my part as a small financial farewell parting gift plus of course £10 for her taxi fare back to Bangkok and £10 for a meal while I waited for my flight. She actually turned up her nose at my ‘derisory’ gift and informed me that £200 was the going rate. Bloody cheeky bitch I think you will agree. This is not the behaviour of a nice, pleasant Asian girl. I very nearly took it all back but I just didn’t have the heart.
All in all though, a fantastic trip away from Asian escorts in London and I really appreciate it if you have been following my adventures and sincerely hope that you have found some useful tips in my narrative which may help you should you decide to venture away from the comforts of Asian girls in London and travel the 6000 miles necessary to sample some of these girls in their native homeland. You may even have found parts of it amusing!!! Most of all though I hope you have enjoyed my ramblings and that I have convinced you that it really is an experience not to be missed if you ever get the chance to visit this fantastic city, to enjoy the food, the climate, the ambience and most of all the genuinely lovely group of well-natured young ladies that are collectively the escort girls of Bangkok. Should you have any questions, please contact me via Asian Options and I will do my level best to answer them.
Signing off, Mike from London. Ta Ta.